Post Armageddon

cloverin221b:

a.k.a the week where you spend your entire life savings on 2 books and a scented eraser.

(via princess-mishap)

(via cracks-me-up)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via princess-mishap)

msjewbooty:

im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants

(via emo-oomshi)

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I have always wanted to somehow fuck Gurgle from Finding Nemo. Hey, his name is ‘Gurgle’ for a reason, right?”

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

(via emo-oomshi)

(via rhydonmyhardon)

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

(via meladoodle)

(via rhydonmyhardon)

(via cracks-me-up)

blackkatemoennig:

certain factions of tumblr social justice

(via cracks-me-up)

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

(via cracks-me-up)

(via cracks-me-up)

lameborghini:

1 note isnt what martin luther king jr dreamed of

(via cracks-me-up)

beefycurtains:

me draggin your ass 

(via cracks-me-up)

babyferaligator:

*suburban white boy voice* my nigga

(via cracks-me-up)